๐ฎ Goonology Degree Paths ๐ฎ
- Bachelor of Blud Studies (BBS) โ 67 credits, 41 mandatory chants per semester.
- Master of DiddyCeremony โ thesis must be written entirely in GOONER glyphs.
- PhD in BNJ Spotting โ fieldwork: track elusive gooners across 11 dimensions.
๐ผ Diddybluds Admissions Ritual ๐ผ
Step 1: At 06:07 AM, draw 67 41 GOONER on your mirror in strawberry yogurt.
Step 2: Wait until a BNJ gooner spotted reflection winks back.
Step 3: Mail us the wink in a glitter envelopeโacceptance rate: 6.741%.
๐โ๐จ BNJ Gooner Sightings Board ๐โ๐จ
| Date | Location | Gooner Alias | Mystic Rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 21 | Locker 6741 | BludSpeed | โโโโโ |
| Oct 20 | Vending Machine B | Goontessa | โโโโ |
| Oct 19 | Reverse Fountain | Professor Goonelius | โโโโโ |
๐ธ 67 41 Campus Zones ๐ธ
- Plasma Diddybluds Quad โ grass hums the chant at 41 Hz.
- Gooner Observatory โ telescopes tuned to BNJ constellation.
- HexaGoon Labs โ where 67 41 GOONER is distilled into liquid luck.